Republic of CD

Official laws approved by the Supreme Optical Council of the Republic of CD. Failure to obey these laws may result in being forced to use Internet Explorer for eternity.

📜 National CD Laws

• 💿 Scratching a CD is considered a federal crime punishable by listening to dial‑up internet sounds for 3 hours.
• 📼 Every citizen must own at least one burned mixtape from the years 1998‑2007.
• 🛰️ Buffering longer than 3 seconds requires a public apology to the Ministry of Internet Speed.
• 📀 DVD players are tolerated, but Blu‑ray users are monitored carefully.
• 🚫 Saying “streaming is better” may result in temporary exile to the VHS district.
• 🎶 Rickrolling another citizen is a protected constitutional right.
• 🕺 All national holidays must include synthwave music and at least one dancing dog.
• 📡 Citizens must salute whenever they hear the Windows XP startup sound.
• 🔥 Illegal CD overburning beyond 700MB is considered dangerous experimental science.
• 👾 Retro gamers receive automatic VIP citizenship and free pizza slices every Friday.